Mother's lexicon

this is so hilarious.. the things that a mother will say. got me thinking about what my mum usually says to me. recently, now that i'm married and out of the house, here are a few things she says to me repeatedly. these are like indicators of the kind of relationship we have.

1. how are you?
2. don't work so hard.
3. When are you taking me out for lunch?
4. Please remember to pay for the petrol and my allowance.
5. my allowance is due - you have not given me yet.
6. your husband never does ABCDE for me or your dad
7. i don't want to talk about your sis.
8. anything special to drink/snack at your place?

hehe. ya i am not a nice person all the time. well, and neither is my mum. :)